So what if I don’t have killer curves

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I recently came across the Instagram page of a girl with a body to put Kim Kardashian to shame. She’s ridiculously fit with jaw-dropping curves. She’s a fitness coach who claims that it’s possible for anyone to get a body like hers. I’m going to assume that by anyone she means anyone under the age of 35. Although, I do know it’s possible for women over 35 to transform their bodies via weight training, but I imagine it’s got to be a lot harder for them to do than it is for a 21 year old. I’m definitely inspired though. Not that I have a problem with my body as it is; but if I can make it more shapely why not try?

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So I’ve been trying to do some of the exercises I see her doing. They’re supposed to make you more curvy by shrinking your waist and giving you a shapelier behind and shapelier thighs. I don’t necessarily need her killer curves. What am I going to do with curves like a Kardashian at this stage in the game? Even the rich 90 year old guys want girls under 30, so it’s not like I’ll be able to use my wicked curves to snag an 80-year old billionaire. And I don’t have the kind of money and fame that’s needed to go out in hot pursuit of cougar bait. My name is not Jennifer Lopez. So I’ll pass on the killer curves and just aim to tighten everything up a bit and maybe take an inch or two off my waistline.

I’ll be satisfied with a slightly curvier figure. I don’t need to have curves like the Kardashian women or like the girl from Instagram that I’m talking about. Although, maybe if I’d had curves like that I’d own a pair or two of Louboutin pumps by now. Definitely seems like girls with curves don’t have any trouble whatsoever making the kind of money to afford to stack their closet shelves with designer shoes.

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Singer songwriter Adelamonica AKA Avenue Sixty editor in chief. Writing as Monica for The Monica Archives. Writing has always been one of my passions. In fact, when I was a teenager, I used to tell people they should remember my name, because I was going to become a famous author. I used to live to write and write to live--not in the sense of writing for income but writing to combat depression and to feel a sense of purpose. I've written novels, poems, articles and essays that I tried unsuccessfully to get published over many years starting in my teens. When I discovered blogging several ages ago, I turned to that avenue as a means of doing what I love without having to worry about publishers and their rejection letters. Modeling is also something I have always enjoyed and something I wanted very badly to do as a teenager. So badly that I used to lie and tell people I was a model. I would carry around a large portfolio style photo album and claim it was my modeling portfolio. But, as with my writing, the people with the power to make my modeling dreams come true saw nothing in me that made them stop me in the streets of New York to offer me a modeling contract with their agency. So when I discovered the ability to photograph my own self (before cell phones and selfies) I took up a hobby of pretend modeling at home and that hobby has remained with me throughout my life as a form of self expression and self therapy. I ask that you kindly excuse my lack of worldliness and any instances where I demonstrate lack of tact or lack of knowledge and even lack of basic intelligence in my writing and posing. I'm just here trying to have a little fun doing the things that make me happy. I'm just an average human for whom writing and posing and singing and dancing and the other things I do are ways I express myself and keep myself going on this ever challenging journey of life. I hope you will find something even remotely useful or interesting in the things I share.


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